{"product_id":"feral-classroom-funny-teacher-candle","title":"Feral Classroom Funny Teacher Candle","description":"\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE TEACHER SURVIVAL GIFT:\u003c\/b\u003e We’ve all had those days when the classroom feels a little... wild. This \"Feral Classroom\" candle is the perfect funny gift for teachers, professors, and aides who handle the chaos with a smile. It’s the laugh they need after a long day of lesson plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF SANITY:\u003c\/b\u003e Don't let the \"feral\" energy win. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles provide an 80–100 hour burn time, giving teachers plenty of time to reclaim their peace and quiet at home once the final bell rings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLEAN-BURNING SOY FROM OUR MISSOURI FARM:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It’s a clean, non-toxic burn that clears the air of \"classroom smells\" and replaces them with premium, farm-fresh fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS TO CALM THE CHAOS:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether they need the refreshing \"reset\" of \u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus\u003c\/b\u003e or the earthy, grounding notes of \u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our candles are designed to help teachers decompress and destress instantly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDURABLE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Made with high-quality glass and a heavy-duty lid, these jars are built to last. Once the 100 hours are up, the jar is perfect for storing classroom supplies like binder clips, stickers, or the \"good\" pens. Proudly made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe \"Chaos Coordinator\" Scent Menu\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The \"Brain Reset\" Scent)\u003c\/b\u003e Bright, zesty, and energizing. This crisp lemon and agave blend is like a breath of fresh air after a chaotic afternoon. It’s the perfect scent to clear the \"feral\" energy out of the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Quiet Classroom\" Dream)\u003c\/b\u003e Smells like the peaceful silence of an empty school on a Saturday. A light, airy blend of soft powder and musk that creates a clean, organized, and refreshing atmosphere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"After Hours\" Scent)\u003c\/b\u003e A sophisticated twist on the classic teacher’s apple. Crisp orchard fruit and sweet maple with a smooth bourbon kick. It’s warm, inviting, and perfect for grading papers in peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The Zen Master)\u003c\/b\u003e The ultimate grounding fragrance. Rich cedarwood, dark chocolate, and velvet musk create a sophisticated, calming vibe to help any teacher find their center again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The \"Treat Yourself\" Reward)\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 bestseller. 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