{"product_id":"please-leave-by-9pm-funny-candle","title":"Please Leave By 9pm Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE POLITE WAY TO SAY \"GTFO\":\u003c\/b\u003e We all have those friends who don't know when the party's over. This \"Please Leave By 9pm\" candle is the perfect, cheeky way to drop the hint while keeping things lighthearted and hilarious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF \"ME-TIME\":\u003c\/b\u003e Your guests might leave at 9, but this candle will be there for you all night. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, lasting through countless quiet evenings and Netflix marathons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLEAN BURNING \u0026amp; FARM-POURED:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e. It provides a non-toxic, soot-free burn that clears out the \"party air\" and replaces it with premium, farm-fresh fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS FOR EVERY SOCIAL BATTERY:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether you want to energize the room with \u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus\u003c\/b\u003e or signal \"wind-down time\" with the cozy \u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e, our scents are strong enough to set the mood—and the curfew.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eREUSABLE USA-MADE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve survived the social hour and burned through the 100 hours of peak sarcasm, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage or a well-deserved \"introvert drink.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Please Leave By 9pm\" Scent Menu\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Party's Over\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, clean blend of \u003cb\u003epowder and musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like a fresh start and a quiet house—the literal scent of guests having already left and you finally getting to relax.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Wind Down\" Choice):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm \u003cb\u003eorchard apples and smooth bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e. This strong, inviting fragrance feels like a cozy hug—perfect for when you finally have the living room to yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The \"Clean Exit\" Vibe):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty \u003cb\u003elemon and agave\u003c\/b\u003e create a crisp, energizing atmosphere. It’s the perfect scent to light right at 8:45 PM to signal a \"refreshing\" end to the evening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Solitude):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 bestseller. A luscious blend of \u003cb\u003eripe berries and creamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. A sweet reward for successfully navigating a social event.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The Moody Sanctuary):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, earthy mix of \u003cb\u003edark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It creates a high-end, calming vibe for the deep relaxation that starts exactly at 9:01 PM.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eButt Naked (The \"Vacation from People\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of \u003cb\u003emelon, pear, and strawberry\u003c\/b\u003e. For those who are \"introverting\" so hard they’ve mentally checked out to a tropical island.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Cut Roses (Ironic Hospitality):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep \u003cb\u003erose fragrance\u003c\/b\u003e. 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