{"product_id":"sorry-still-no-grandkids-funny-candle","title":"Sorry Still No Grandkids Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE PERFECT GAG GIFT FOR PARENTS:\u003c\/b\u003e Stop the \"when are you having kids?\" questions with a laugh! This hilarious candle is the perfect cheeky way to tell your parents that while there are still no grandkids, at least the house can smell amazing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF PEACE \u0026amp; QUIET:\u003c\/b\u003e If they don't have grandkids to chase, they have plenty of time to relax. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, lasting much longer than a typical visit from a toddler.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-4\"\u003eFARM-POURED SOY QUALITY:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-4 citation-end-4\"\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri.\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"1\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e We use \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e for a clean, non-toxic, and soot-free burn. 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Once the 100-hour burn is finished, the heavy-duty glass jar is yours to keep. It’s perfect for storage, flowers, or a cold drink while they wait for those future grandkids.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"No Grandkids\" Scent Menu (The Comfort Edition)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The #1 Bestseller)\u003c\/b\u003e A sweet, luscious blend of raspberries and creamy vanilla. It’s a \"crowd-pleaser\" scent that everyone loves—the perfect peace offering for disappointed grandparents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Quiet House\" Scent)\u003c\/b\u003e Smells like fresh laundry and a clean, peaceful home. 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